Even the devil likes to unwind and take a sauna. After a long week of sodomizing Hitler with a cactus, it's time to loosen those shoulders with a nice hot sauna. Throw some water on the rocks and loosen up yourself with the scent of eternal damnation. We murdered a fellow candlesmith who was known to cheat on his taxes. After we revived him, he created this concoction based on his time spent in hell.
The devil is a sophisticated individual. We recommend this candle in a wine glass.