The Mustache Crown - Mustache Trading
The Mustache Crown - Mustache Trading
The Mustache Crown - Mustache Trading
The Mustache Crown - Mustache Trading
The Mustache Crown - Mustache Trading
The Mustache Crown - Mustache Trading

The Mustache Crown

Regular price $19.99

There is no description that can bestow the honor this finely crafted hat deserves. There is an application process that one must pass before they are granted the right to possess it. 

In 1000 years archeologists will no-doubt recover these hats from the sacred resting places of our customers. It will become a hypothesis that whoever was granted the right to don such a crown surely was a king or queen, which commoners would shower with gifts & praise. Generations of wealth would be necessary just to acquire such a fine article. 

All Hail The Monarch's Mustache Crown!


Material: Cotton, Polyester