History was kind to Churchill. Why? Because he wrote the GD book that's why. The only guarantee in life is that you get one shot to make it count and while you may be drunk right now, in the morning you will be sober, and she'll still be ugly.
Pack up your S*^t the way Churchill did and start writing your own history.
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